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As I child I was always able to roll a six

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My posts are blowing up.

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One morning I awoke to a warm toilet seat.

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After coming home from a heated session of couples' therapy, my wife asked to borrow my tool box.

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Prison was predictably terrible for the first few months, but got better as the guards gave me more privacy.

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While driving home from work my stomach started rumbling and I instantly felt the need to relieve myself.

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I kept hearing a loud hum from my neighbor's house until it stopped a few minutes ago so I went back to enjoying labor day.

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“That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me”, he smiled, “Thank you”.

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Select all images with a fire hydrant.

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The severe pain in my stomach awoke me to the distant sounds of a growling cat.

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